Success Stories

6 months on reta, down 60 lbs, about 25% of my bodyweight. I look better than I have in my adult life and people keep telling me how happy I must be. here's what nobody puts in the before/afters: it didn't just kill my appetite, it killed my drive. the same thing that quiets the food noise quiets everything. I used to attack my mornings. now I have to schedule motivation like it's a meeting. lost the weight, lost the fire that used to come free with being hungry. nobody warned me they were wired to the same switch.

im starting reta on flag day after my fam has a visit. after that going straight in and crushing til ive lost 40-50lbs. I haven’t been below 190lbs since before covid (5’8”) and w/ a move and big life changes ahead im ready to look amazing

Tirzepatide cured my constant horrible migraines. Had them 1-2 times a week since I was 22. I'm 57 and life is now amazing.

reta gave me my life back. down 70 lbs, off my blood pressure meds, first time in a decade I liked photos of myself. felt invincible for the first time ever. that's the problem. I'd never felt invincible before and I didn't know what to do with it. took that feeling to a casino and lost $50,000 in one night. not over months. one night. money that was supposed to be a down payment. now I can't afford the $80 a month for the thing that fixed me. been off it six weeks, the appetite's back, the weight's climbing, and I'm three weeks from losing my apartment. the drug worked exactly like it promised. the new confidence is what ruined me. nobody warns you that feeling unstoppable for the first time at 40 is its own kind of dangerous.

Tirzepatide cured my constant horrible migraines. Had them 1-2 times a week since I was 22. I'm 57 and life is now amazing.

1 month on Reta and I’m down 20lbs but here is the plot twist. My balls have unionized and gone full milk-cow mode. I’m talking industrial quantities. Daily masturbation (quality control testing, obviously) now produces enough semen to feed a small village. It’s like my prostate got the memo that we’re in a weight-loss competition and decided to overachieve in the fluid department. I’m out here like “whoa buddy, slow down, I only have two hands and one sock.” Is this a known side effect? Are my testes on Retatrutide too? Should I be concerned or start a side hustle selling “premium farm-fresh” on Etsy? Either way, 10/10 would recommend. Losing weight and gaining superpowers in the bedroom (or shower… or car… look I’m busy okay).

5. Tesamorelin is the one nobody talks about for visceral fat specifically. lost 2 inches off my waist in 8 weeks with zero scale movement. it doesn't drop your weight, it redistributes where the fat sits. if your gut is the problem and not the number, this is the one.

lost 30 on tirz, kept lifting, kept my strength. my buddy lost 30 on reta and lost a third of his deadlift. the difference is reta's glucagon arm eats lean mass if you're not slamming protein and training hard. it is not the same drug. people swap them like they're interchangeable and lose their muscle finding out.

Christmas 2024: me, my wife, my parents, my brother, his wife, my 19-year-old daughter. seven tirz vials in the garage fridge. Down 412 lbs collectively in 14 months. My daughter wears a size 4 for the first time in her life

down 71 lbs on reta over 9 months. A1C from 7.2 to 5.1. BP from 148/95 to 118/72. also: lost my period for 4 months, lost 40% of my hair, lost the ability to enjoy food i used to love, lost three friends who think i'm "doing too much." worth it. ask me again in five years.

Skipped the gym for a year. Took reta. Lost 40 pounds, looked better than my friends who train six days a week. Genetics is a meme and pharmacology is the answer.

Semaglutide cured my type 2 diabetes, full remission

I lost 35lbs with Reta in 3 months without stepping into the gym even once but I told everyone who asked that I lost it by going to the gym and eating better

I started semaglutide three weeks after my daughter's wedding photos. I got angry looking at them. Not because of her but because I couldn't find myself in the background. I had become a shape I didn't recognize. I lost 52 pounds. At her baby shower, my granddaughter-to-be will meet a grandmother who exists. That's what I paid for