#095

1 month on Reta and I’m down 20lbs but here is the plot twist.

1 month on Reta and I’m down 20lbs but here is the plot twist. My balls have unionized and gone full milk-cow mode. I’m talking industrial quantities. Daily masturbation (quality control testing, obviously) now produces enough semen to feed a small village. It’s like my prostate got the memo that we’re in a weight-loss competition and decided to overachieve in the fluid department. I’m out here like “whoa buddy, slow down, I only have two hands and one sock.” Is this a known side effect? Are my testes on Retatrutide too? Should I be concerned or start a side hustle selling “premium farm-fresh” on Etsy? Either way, 10/10 would recommend. Losing weight and gaining superpowers in the bedroom (or shower… or car… look I’m busy okay).

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