Melanotan II: Experience #109

Most will say this is fake lol. Two clear chinese vials in the fridge door, no labels because I was cocky “knew which was which.” Pinned what I thought was BPC. It was MT2. Threw up from 11pm to 2am and showed up to work Monday visibly tanner than Friday. Gonna do some bloodwork to make sure im fine.

Thought my Melanotan tan looked natural enough. Dermatologist spotted new moles in places that never see the sun. She’d only seen me a month earlier. Figured out what I was taking and told me to stop.

49, irish skin, louisiana sun. Started mt2 at 250mcg and day three: hard at the dinner table. day six: wife says "have your moles always been that dark?" week four: strangers asking where i went on holiday. week 6: wtf why did i do this.

Confession: Melanotan II gave me the best tan of my life and tanned places I didn’t know could tan. My armpits changed colour. So did my genitals. Every freckle on my face turned so dark that I looked dirty instead of bronzed. random erections were the final straw. One happened while I was wearing gym shorts at the grocery store. Apparently there is such a thing as being too tan and too horny.

I’m only a year in to my “journey”. Started off on MJ. So far I’ve done Reta, Ghk-cu, MOTs-C, Ipamorelin, Cagrilintide, MT2 & Klow. This is the same guy who was all against “fat jabs”. I love peptides and I can’t stop.

I went to the doctor in my early 30s, and they wanted to put me on blood pressure medication and metformin. I said, “Hell no.” I remembered reading about retatrutide and seeing a friend talk about what seemed like a weight-loss miracle, so I reached out to him. That one recommendation changed everything. Six weeks later, I’m down 23 pounds. I’m currently using retatrutide and MOTS-C because I decided to throw an entire army at my metabolic dysfunction instead of just treating the symptoms. So far, I feel better than I have in years. My energy is up, my relationship with food has completely changed, and for the first time I feel like I’m addressing the root cause instead of chasing downstream problems. This has been my gateway into biohacking and taking control of my health.

Been on 1.5mg/wk of Reta for four weeks now. My sleep has gone from consistently sleeping 7-8 hours straight to waking up at 2 AM and not being able to fall back asleep until 4 or 5 AM. Feeling train wrecked each morning isn’t worth it.

1 month on Reta and I’m down 20lbs but here is the plot twist. My balls have unionized and gone full milk-cow mode. I’m talking industrial quantities. Daily masturbation (quality control testing, obviously) now produces enough semen to feed a small village. It’s like my prostate got the memo that we’re in a weight-loss competition and decided to overachieve in the fluid department. I’m out here like “whoa buddy, slow down, I only have two hands and one sock.” Is this a known side effect? Are my testes on Retatrutide too? Should I be concerned or start a side hustle selling “premium farm-fresh” on Etsy? Either way, 10/10 would recommend. Losing weight and gaining superpowers in the bedroom (or shower… or car… look I’m busy okay).